Happy New Year! (LMAO! I started this updated in July 2016, came back in January and now it is March). I did not necessarily forget about these guys, I just sort of had a million other things going, like completing my ISBI, Fallout 4, FFXIV, FFXV, DA:I, Watch Dogs, Sims 4 (only a little and I would link it, but it is extremely NSFW) and starting a couple of new things like this and this.
In the course of the six months (6…omg!) (no really, it’s now almost 9 months), some big changes happened. I fried yet another motherboard (which made it look like a power supply issue back in July) and I spent a fortune to upgrade my computer, in August. I played a lot of other things for a few months and then deleted my mods folder and now we are starting over. Therefore, a lot of CC went missing and I need to gather the daddy CC up and the kids will need makeovers.
We ring in the New Year, with a new daddy!
But first, Ivory had to go and break Jazz’s heart. It was very sad
Vito: *gains nerd points*
Ivory: You do realize you’re hear to make babies, right?
Vito: Of course, but shouldn’t we get to know each other better?
We interrupt that riveting conversation for Chamomile to come home from school and pass out.
Ivory: I know of a great way to get to know each other better. Follow me…
Vito: Is that a bathroom?
Ivory: You guessed it.
Taffeta ignores the sounds from that bathroom and tries to do her homework.
Taffeta: How many more times is this going to happen?
Just four times, I promise!
Insert six month hiatus here
Insert another 3 month hiatus here. Luckily, I have no screenshots left, so I get to play!
Vito: Many, many months ago, the dishwasher broke. It’s still broken. Fix it.
I also recall that section of ceiling be stupid too. The room above belongs to Orchid, so I will have to delete her floor and redo it…again.
Taffeta: Mom really netted herself a good man there. He seems like a good catch.
Are you done yet?
Taffeta: Let me mop this up so you don’t die, mommy.
Ivory: You didn’t mop fast enough.
After a shower, the second time went a lot better after having to move all the counters around for more mopping.
Vito: I suggest you do your homework.
Taffeta: I take it back, you’re a mean man!
Taffeta: Why is this room blue? We don’t have any boys in the house.
Ivory: Nice to meet you. I’m your mother!
Taffeta: Oh yay, I thought you were just a creepy stranger.
Chamomile: Hi! I’m your big sister, Chamomile. I also have a twin named Charmie that I’ve never met.
Taffeta: Nice to make your acquaintance, sister.
Charmie: Hi, I’m Charmie. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to meet my twin.
OMG. Just make it stop!
Ivory and Orchid go around meeting everyone for the first time.
Ivory: Hello daughter that I gave birth to, raised, and now have never met.
We won’t go through the fact that she had to greet 14 total kids because her friendship panel was EMPTY. Everyone’s friend panels are empty.
Jack: I have this feeling that I know you from somewhere.
Ivory: According to the birth announcements, we have five kids together.
Jack: Oh, I do wish I could remember making those babies with you, hot stuff.
Don’t tell anyone, but I let her kiss him.
Jazzberry: How dare you forget that we had children together. Or that you just recently dumped me.
Ivory: So, you do remember me and our children?
Jazzberry: Well, no, but my hair got lost and I’m super angry right now.
Jazzberry: It’s not the correct hair, dumbass. Now I’m angrier.
Back over at the first house she visited, Cinder gives birth to a baby boy named Branden (who’s spelling really needs to be corrected).
Ivory heads over to greet her second grandchild. He’s adorable.
Ivory: So, I think we got pregnant like 9 years ago.
Vito: I wish I could remember that.
Ivory: Me too.
I can’t believe we left off at birthdays though. Only one got to roll their new trait though.
Ivory immediately wants to teach both to drive.
Vito skips the cake and party to play in the sand.
I thought she was never going to pop.
Charmie went to bed, so Chamomile learns to drive first.
Orchid and Taffeta talk about their favorite colors while re-befriending each other.
They all play dominoes and prove to me that Charmie was not asleep.
They never did finish the game though.
Ivory: It’s br-
Orchid: I’m on it, quit freaking out.
Ivory: I’ll just sit in my rocker and watch you then.
45 minutes of Google just to figure out how to do the pictures again. Not to self: Jock level 2+.
Taffeta: The sooner I get on the honor roll, the sooner I can get out of here.
The wall is still intact, but then I had an even better idea.
Vito: Soon, my children will be on the wall.
Yes, which reminds me that it is photo time!
LOL No matter what I tried, Ivory could not initiate the photo, so Vito had to do it.
Now the photos are in order of birth after their parent’s pictures. Potential heiresses, Hyacinth and Orchid, are listed last with a selfie with Ivory.
Charmie heads off to drive.
Someone gifted the family with the digital photo frame, so now all pictures are in this slideshow.
No honor roll and it’s a three day weekend (Spooky day), so Taffeta Grace ends her childhood today.
Charmie: I am going to have to work out all night after eating this cake.
Taffeta: I’m just going to read a book while it digests.
Ivory: My hand is stuck in the laundry holding posi—CAKE!
Charmie: I might just go puke this cake up and save my energy.
Ivory: CAKE CAKE CAKE
I just noticed how big she was. I bet the baby comes at any time.
Ivory: But I want cake!
I didn’t realize it was coming that fast!
It’s a single baby boy who looks almost exactly like Vito. What a cutie!
Since there is only one, Ivory and Vito got started on the second pregnancy and then she starts Denim on his skills.
I am so sorry for the long delay! Now that the Tart’s are done and I have very little going on in the way of games, I should be able to come by the family a bit more often.