Welcome to my version of a 100 Baby Challenge/Perfect Genetics Challenge mashup. I got the idea from Our Last Hope, which is in generation 3, I believe.
Ivory was born into a world of white. She was abandoned at birth due to a genetic mixup. Instead of being “pure” white like the rest of the world, she was pink. Now that she was an adult, it was time for some payback. She plans to populate the world with more color. One baby at a time.
Let’s not get too attached to the house. I actually played it for one day and it’s horrible. I hate it. By the end of the update, it has been demolished and I have to rebuild.
Are you ready to help Ivory bring forth pink babies?
Jack: Hold that thought!
Jack Pearl was found on Tumblr here, by Lizzie who is doing a 100 Pearl Baby Challenge and Jack here is baby #1.
I guess the walk from the curb was hungry work?
You know, Ivory is just in the other room. You could go say hi first.
Jack: Nah. Tofu dogs are way more important.
I don’t think Ivory agrees with you.
Ivory: I could care less. I’m more worried about the mismatched patterns in here.
Ivory needed a trait overhaul. I got rid of her Mean Spirited and Evil traits and gave her Nurturing and Natural Cook. Her other traits are Flirty, Neat, and Irresistible. I don’t play with Ivory that often and she still has not forgiven me for changing her to pink.
Ivory: Yay, he’s adorable!
Does that mean you forgive me?
Ivory: No it does not.
They are in complete sync, so I hope they end up getting along. They still haven’t said a word to each other though.
Ivory was doing her sexy/flirty pose…to the fridge.
I thought they would get some socializing in, but Jack went to bed. *sigh*
Ivory: I was about to get my sexy on and he goes to bed? Really? UGH!
Ivory: So, how’s your day?
Jack: You brought me outside at 5am just to ask me that?
*Told you the house had issues*
Jack: There once was a witch who lived far, far away. One day, she decided to get some payback by bringing forth her portion of 100 babies.
Ivory: Nooo way!
Jack: Yes, way. No be quiet. The evil witch threw fit after fit, but the Great Creator would not leave her alone. In fact, she was turned into a pink confection of perfect procreation-ness to spearhead the endeavor.
Jack: Then one day, the most amazing and perfect man entered her life.
Ivory: Who is it? What’s his name?
Jack: Welp, I’m done.
Ivory: You can’t stop now! What happens next?
Jack: Sorry, gotta pee.
…and then he walks away right at the end.
Ivory: You suck.
Ivory and Jack did spend the rest of the day gossiping together and telling each other secrets.
Then one thing led to another.
…and another. Apparently someone in this house is on birth control.
Jack: Looking awesome and going to work.
Jack wants to be Leader of the Free World and I’m not going to stand in his way.
Ivory: What the hell do you mean?
I mean, watching kidz tv is going to bring in multiples!
Ivory: I have no interest in tv anymore.
Ivory: Can you believe it? She made me watch kids tv ALL FREAKING DAY!
Ivory: She says it’s so we can have twins or triplets!
Jack: *chokes and dies*
Ivory: Dammit. Who the hell stole my birth control pills?
Jack: *snore* Wasn’t me, I was fishing.
Ahem, we interrupt this segment of the Kidz Zone for some cuddling before Jack leaves for work.
Ivory picks the smallest room in the house to pop.
Ivory: And I will do it every single time just to piss you off.
Ivory: I take it back! I won’t do it again! I’ll go into the biggest, best lit part of the house. I promise!
Oh knock it off. You’re the one who wants to learn the athletic skill. Not me.
Ivory: I think I strained something. MEDIC!
They still go outside almost every time they interact. Jack’s career outfit was an elf hat and graduation robes. He begged me to change it and give him a break from the pink. Ivory was quite enamored of the new look and dragged him outside for some autonomous flirting.
Jack: What did you want to tell me?
Ivory: We’re pregnant!
Ivory: With twins!
Jack: Not yay!
Jack: Just kidding! Good job!
Ivory: Who’s lame idea was it thinking a thumbs up was the perfect interaction following a pregnancy announcement?
For some strange reason, they both wished to pillow fight after the pregnancy chat.
Jack: My eye! I think it rolled under the bed!
Ivory: That’s okay! One of my ovaries is under the dresser!
So adorably cute together.
Just because he’s cute.
I had never seen the waffle face before reading Our Last Hope and seeing Berry point it out. It’s so adorable. I never pay much attention really, it’s always skill, skill, skill, and make babies. I put in the relativity mod, so the hours between 5am and 10pm take twice as long. I have been having a blast not rushing around.
Jack usually wakes up around 4:30 or 5:00 am, eats, throws his fit at taking a bath, plays a game, watches Kidz Zone with Ivory, chats on the computer and then leaves for work. At normal speed, he’d be mid-waffle and the carpool would show up before he could take a bath.
Photo for the wall! I want to get one of each father.
Ivory’s very first want at the beginning of the game was to buy a tomato seed and the second was to plant it.
She waddled outside too slow and the deer ate the damn thing.
Ivory: I’m in the mood for venison.
Watching the stars on a starless night.
It’s finally time!
Jack: What do I do?
There’s nothing you can do, but wait.
She took the baby outside and set her on the ground before producing the twin.
Omg, these two are so adorable. I bet if they were both boys/girls, they would be identical.
I have to rebuild the house now. See you next time.
One down, 99 to go.
So an heiress will be crowned when we find one that has pink hair, eyes and skin. After 10 pregnancies, if there is no heiress, we will take a vote of the girls that have at least two of the requirements.
Boys do not count for heirship or towards the 100 babies, just to be different.